So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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