Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it glows. i had to have it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We smell like vodka and hangover
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