It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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