The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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