I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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