I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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