we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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