Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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