The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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