Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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