I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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