Operation Purity has been aborted
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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