is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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