Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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