What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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