People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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