I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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