That's intense
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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