He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize