why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
