Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
FUCK WHALES
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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