i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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