So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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