Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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