My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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