well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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