if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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