No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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