Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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