thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Two words: nipple clamps
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