is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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