You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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