No, you can still breathe under the balls.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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