Dual....:-)
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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