WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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