are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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