Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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