around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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