Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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