why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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