i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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