How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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