One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
