Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Randomize
