Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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