she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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