He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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