Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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