I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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