Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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