He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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