Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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